Post 10

Ir, sayeth Spike, he doth know you can bet on it, and he seth if you are going to anything with this text do it in a script, for that what he doth and you will be in sync with him.
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I save both blog webpages as .html files to the pen.

Post 9

Ask a Doctor online pop up in the pay as you go sceme at right, my mind goth to someone I know at the Imdb which thinketh yesterday, doth he know?
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Perhaps the Doctor and I are in sync, do you know what I mean?

Post 8

What have I seth?
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I once did this mistype thing and ended up with an excellent doth that went on for several months. It having a story and a plot as another siren goes off (but it is in the distance). Or it may be something else.
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In the last couple of days I having been overcome a cold. I having been napping a lot. And what is this thing about the adverts? Nevertheless, I shall continue to omit them.

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Post 6

Did you forget the words or are these the correct ones?
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I doth not see any difference (mistyping doth happen!) between this text and that which would have been typed had Spike inspected the keypad, excepting that this text is submitted as a documentary.

Post 5

Windows 8 is not easy to use, so I asked Spike to find some key words on the keyboard, but again he said No Ir. I know why, he doth not want my thots to become corrupted, but they already are. It is a perfectly legitimate procedure, however he may be suggesting to us that doing what I was going to do at first * (Ir suspects the landline phone will ring, but overlooked any mobile ones) is better.

Post 4

You are correct! It was because I told you that the Dell is useth Windows 8 (the thot may have come to me anyway).